Hack Job
An anthology film with three stories, all taking place in the same small town.
Starring James Balsamo, Michael Shershenovich, Dave Brockie, Lynn Lowry, Debbie Rochon and Lloyd Kaufman.
Directed by James Balsamo
An anthology film with three stories, all taking place in the same small town.
Starring James Balsamo, Michael Shershenovich, Dave Brockie, Lynn Lowry, Debbie Rochon and Lloyd Kaufman.
Directed by James Balsamo
I Spill Your Guts
Two friends, Dennis and Joe, join the military together. While on a routine mission, the two are quickly surrounded by enemy fire. When Joe stands up in the line of fire to run, Dennis pushes him out of the way and takes a bullet in the throat. Dennis wakes up in hospital to find Joe rewarded as a hero. Joe told a lie and took all the glory, and Dennis was left as a mute from the accident. Dennis can't talk, but actions speak louder then words. The two return home to N.Y. and now the war rages in the streets. Dennis wants revenge on Joe, so he will kill everyone close to him. One little lie will cost so many innocent lives.
Starring Billy Walsh, Carmine Capobianco, James Balsamo, Lloyd Kaufman, Andrew W.K., Lynn Lowry, Debbie Rochon, Tim Ritter, Joe Fleishaker, Balls Mahoney, GWAR, Bella Luciano, Genoveva Rossi
Directed by James Balsamo
Two friends, Dennis and Joe, join the military together. While on a routine mission, the two are quickly surrounded by enemy fire. When Joe stands up in the line of fire to run, Dennis pushes him out of the way and takes a bullet in the throat. Dennis wakes up in hospital to find Joe rewarded as a hero. Joe told a lie and took all the glory, and Dennis was left as a mute from the accident. Dennis can't talk, but actions speak louder then words. The two return home to N.Y. and now the war rages in the streets. Dennis wants revenge on Joe, so he will kill everyone close to him. One little lie will cost so many innocent lives.
Starring Billy Walsh, Carmine Capobianco, James Balsamo, Lloyd Kaufman, Andrew W.K., Lynn Lowry, Debbie Rochon, Tim Ritter, Joe Fleishaker, Balls Mahoney, GWAR, Bella Luciano, Genoveva Rossi
Directed by James Balsamo
Cool As Hell
Rich and Benny are having trouble with the ladies, until they befriend a demon named Az. It's a non-stop party until a soul hungry beast leaps through an open portal from the underworld and starts terrorizing the town. It's up to Az and the boys to send the creature back to the depths where it came from, and look good, while doing it.
Starring James Balsamo, Tom Savini, Billy Walsh, Dan E. Danger, David Naughton, Laurence R. Harvey, Frank Mullen, Carmine Capobianco, Lauren Adamkiewicz, Samantha Rose, Genoveva Rossi
Directed by James Balsamo
Rich and Benny are having trouble with the ladies, until they befriend a demon named Az. It's a non-stop party until a soul hungry beast leaps through an open portal from the underworld and starts terrorizing the town. It's up to Az and the boys to send the creature back to the depths where it came from, and look good, while doing it.
Starring James Balsamo, Tom Savini, Billy Walsh, Dan E. Danger, David Naughton, Laurence R. Harvey, Frank Mullen, Carmine Capobianco, Lauren Adamkiewicz, Samantha Rose, Genoveva Rossi
Directed by James Balsamo
Catch of the Day
Officer Rod Davis becomes embedded undercover when a cartel starts bringing drugs into the city through fish shipments. He soon finds himself and his city under siege when a scientist accidentally creates mutant fish people with a poisonous bite. It's up to the rookie cop and a sexy lab assistant to find the drug stash and destroy the crime lord controlling the mutant monsters, but it turns personal when Rod's sister is kidnapped. Are they fighting giant mutant fish monsters just for the halibut? See the badge, bass, and ass in a horror-comedy that you won't want to throw back.
Starring Theodus Crane, Debbie Rochon, Irwin Keyes, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Johhny Legend, James Balsamo, Carmine Capobianco, Michael Thurber, Frank Mullen, Shannon Mann
Directed by James Balsamo
Officer Rod Davis becomes embedded undercover when a cartel starts bringing drugs into the city through fish shipments. He soon finds himself and his city under siege when a scientist accidentally creates mutant fish people with a poisonous bite. It's up to the rookie cop and a sexy lab assistant to find the drug stash and destroy the crime lord controlling the mutant monsters, but it turns personal when Rod's sister is kidnapped. Are they fighting giant mutant fish monsters just for the halibut? See the badge, bass, and ass in a horror-comedy that you won't want to throw back.
Starring Theodus Crane, Debbie Rochon, Irwin Keyes, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Johhny Legend, James Balsamo, Carmine Capobianco, Michael Thurber, Frank Mullen, Shannon Mann
Directed by James Balsamo
Bite School
Tony never thought a toilet plunger-shaped stake would save his life. Fast cars and big-breasted supermodels could be a thing of the past when Tony's life takes a sudden change after his grandfather cuts him off from his inheritance – that is, unless Tony goes to night school to get his GED. With his fortune on the line, Tony has no choice but to go back to school, where he falls in love with his classmate Vicky, a vampire princess, and makes friends with her roommate a Hawaiian-shirt wearing, pot smoking bat named Spat. Vicky, the heir to the throne of a vampire underworld, wants nothing more than to abandon her royalty, but a power-hungry high priestess is hell bent on taking Vicky's crown anyway. When a blood moon rises, the priestess shows her true form as a two-headed bat creature with a snake body. Armed only with his plunger, Tony will need to stop her from destroying the world. But killing the beast and studying for a final won’t be easy. See the most outrageous vampire horror-comedy that doesn’t suck. It’s an education you can really sink your teeth into! Starring James Balsamo, With Ron Jeremy, Butch Patrick, and Herchell Gordon Lewis!
Directed by James Balsamo
Killer Waves
Beware the Unholy Diver. A slasher is killing surfers to make a human flesh surfboard. Detective Charlie Holster is on the case, working day and night to solve the strange disappearances of people and the stranger appearances of body parts washing up on the beach. Sharks are the last of your worries while the Unholy Diver is on the loose. Beware this skull-faced crazed psychopath dressed in an old deep sea diver suit and armed with a hook, harpoon, trident, and just about anything else that'll tear your flesh apart! Big breasted bikini babes are turned into piles of blood and gore, while Detective Holster shakes up the streets of Los Angeles tracking down this maniac. When you come to this beach don't forget to bring a towel, and a casket! You'll see sun, surf and slaughter in horror-thriller. Let this tidal wave of blood wash over you in "Killer Waves"
Directed by James Balsamo
Directed by James Balsamo
